UNITED STATES
                       SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION
                             Washington, D.C. 20549

                                    FORM N-Q

             QUARTERLY SCHEDULE OF PORTFOLIO HOLDINGS OF REGISTERED
                          MANAGEMENT INVESTMENT COMPANY

                  Investment Company Act file number 811-05620

                        The Zweig Total Return Fund, Inc.
               (Exact name of registrant as specified in charter)

                            900 Third Ave, 31st Floor
                             New York, NY 10022-4728
               (Address of principal executive offices) (Zip code)

         Kevin J. Carr, Esq.
Chief Legal Officer and Secretary for                   John H. Beers, Esq.
              Registrant                            Vice President and Counsel
    Phoenix Life Insurance Company                Phoenix Life Insurance Company
           One American Row                              One American Row
       Hartford, CT 06103-2899                        Hartford, CT 06103-2899
                     (Name and address of agent for service)

        Registrant's telephone number, including area code: 800-272-2700

                      Date of fiscal year end: December 31

                    Date of reporting period: March 31, 2008

Form N-Q is to be used by management investment companies, other than small
business investment companies registered on Form N-5 ((S)(S) 239.24 and 274.5 of
this chapter), to file reports with the Commission, not later than 60 days after
the close of the first and third fiscal quarters, pursuant to rule 30b1-5 under
the Investment Company Act of 1940 (17 CFR 270.30b1-5). The Commission may use
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requirements of 44 U.S.C. (S) 3507.




Item 1. Schedule of Investments.

The Schedule of Investments is attached herewith.




                       THE ZWEIG TOTAL RETURN FUND, INC.

               SCHEDULE OF INVESTMENTS AND SECURITIES SOLD SHORT

                                March 31, 2008
                                  (Unaudited)



                                                              Par
                                                            (000's)      Value
                                                           ---------  ------------
                                                             
  INVESTMENTS
  U.S. GOVERNMENT SECURITIES                      27.36%
  U.S. TREASURY BONDS -- 19.69%
     U.S. Treasury Bond 9.25%, 2/15/16.................    $ 20,000   $ 28,525,000
     U.S. Treasury Bond 7.50%, 11/15/16................      20,000     26,125,000
     U.S. Treasury Bond 8.75%, 5/15/17.................      22,000     30,997,648
     U.S. Treasury Bond 8.875%, 2/15/19................      15,000     21,806,250
                                                                      ------------
                                                                       107,453,898
                                                                      ------------
  U.S. TREASURY NOTES -- 7.67%
     U.S. Treasury Note 4%, 11/15/12/(e)/..............      18,500     19,865,818
     U.S. Treasury Note 4.50%, 2/15/16.................      20,000     22,015,620
                                                                      ------------
                                                                        41,881,438
                                                                      ------------
         Total U.S. Government Securities (Identified Cost
           $136,701,970)......................................         149,335,336
                                                                      ------------
  AGENCY NON-MORTGAGE-BACKED SECURITIES            4.87%
     FNMA 3.15%, 5/28/08...............................      26,570     26,599,918
                                                                      ------------
         Total Agency Non-Mortgage-Backed
           Securities (Identified Cost $26,574,297)...........          26,599,918
                                                                      ------------

                                                           Number of
                                                            Shares
                                                           ---------
  DOMESTIC COMMON STOCKS                          38.19%
  CONSUMER DISCRETIONARY -- 2.59%
     McDonald's Corp...................................     118,000      6,580,860
     NIKE, Inc. Class B................................      82,000      5,576,000
     Under Armour, Inc. Class A/(b)(d)/................      54,000      1,973,700
                                                                      ------------
                                                                        14,130,560
                                                                      ------------
  CONSUMER STAPLES -- 3.94%
     Altria Group, Inc.................................      87,000      1,931,400
     Bunge Ltd.........................................      51,000      4,430,880
     Costco Wholesale Corp.............................      71,000      4,612,870
     PepsiCo, Inc......................................      85,000      6,137,000
     Philip Morris International Inc/(b)/..............      87,000      4,400,460
                                                                      ------------
                                                                        21,512,610
                                                                      ------------


        See notes to schedule of investments and securities sold short

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                                                       Number of
                                                        Shares      Value
                                                       --------- -----------
                                                           
    ENERGY -- 6.29%
       Chesapeake Energy Corp......................      94,000  $ 4,338,100
       ConocoPhillips..............................      98,000    7,468,580
       Halliburton Co..............................     153,000    6,017,490
       Massey Energy Co............................     101,000    3,686,500
       Occidental Petroleum Corp...................      74,000    5,414,580
       St. Mary Land & Exploration Co..............     109,000    4,196,500
       Valero Energy Corp..........................      65,000    3,192,150
                                                                 -----------
                                                                  34,313,900
                                                                 -----------
    FINANCIALS -- 6.06%
       Allstate Corp. (The)........................     118,000    5,671,080
       Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. (The).............      25,000    4,134,750
       Hudson City Bancorp, Inc....................     376,000    6,647,680
       Reinsurance Group of America, Inc...........      83,000    4,518,520
       Wells Fargo & Co............................     219,000    6,372,900
       Wilmington Trust Corp.......................     184,000    5,722,400
                                                                 -----------
                                                                  33,067,330
                                                                 -----------
    HEALTH CARE -- 2.66%
       Bristol-Myers Squibb Co.....................      90,000    1,917,000
       Gilead Sciences, Inc./(b)/..................      86,000    4,431,580
       Merck & Co., Inc............................     141,000    5,350,950
       UnitedHealth Group, Inc.....................      83,000    2,851,880
                                                                 -----------
                                                                  14,551,410
                                                                 -----------
    INDUSTRIALS -- 4.85%
       Boeing Co. (The)............................      61,000    4,536,570
       Caterpillar, Inc............................      75,000    5,871,750
       Continental Airlines, Inc. Class B/(b)/.....     141,000    2,711,430
       Foster Wheeler Ltd./(b)/....................      64,000    3,623,680
       L-3 Communications Holdings, Inc............      43,000    4,701,620
       Union Pacific Corp..........................      40,000    5,015,200
                                                                 -----------
                                                                  26,460,250
                                                                 -----------
    INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY -- 6.37%
       Ciena Corp./(b)/............................     121,000    3,730,430
       Cisco Systems, Inc..........................     160,000    3,854,400
       Corning, Inc................................     192,000    4,615,680
       EMC Corp./(b)/..............................     208,000    2,982,720
       Hewlett-Packard Co..........................      98,000    4,474,680
       International Business Machines Corp........      51,000    5,872,140
       Microsoft Corp..............................     143,000    4,058,340
       QUALCOMM, Inc...............................     127,000    5,207,000
                                                                 -----------
                                                                  34,795,390
                                                                 -----------


        See notes to schedule of investments and securities sold short

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                                                           Number of
                                                            Shares       Value
                                                           ---------  ------------
                                                             
  MATERIALS -- 3.23%
     Alcoa, Inc........................................      151,000  $  5,445,060
     Freeport-McMoRan Copper & Gold, Inc.
       (Indonesia)/(c)/................................       66,000     6,350,520
     NuCor Corp........................................       86,000     5,825,640
                                                                      ------------
                                                                        17,621,220
                                                                      ------------
  TELECOMMUNICATION SERVICES -- 2.20%
     AT&T, Inc.........................................      161,000     6,166,300
     Verizon Communications, Inc./(e)/.................      161,000     5,868,450
                                                                      ------------
                                                                        12,034,750
                                                                      ------------
         Total Domestic Common Stocks (Identified Cost
           $189,935,135)......................................         208,487,420
                                                                      ------------
  FOREIGN COMMON STOCKS/(c)/                       0.70%
  INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY -- 0.70%
     Nokia Oyj Sponsored ADR (Finland).................      120,000     3,819,600
                                                                      ------------
         Total Foreign Common Stocks (Identified Cost
           $1,824,999)........................................           3,819,600
                                                                      ------------
  EXCHANGE TRADED FUNDS                            0.90%
     PowerShares Deutsche Bank Agriculture Fund/(b)/...      134,000     4,884,300
                                                                      ------------
         Total Exchange Traded Funds (Identified Cost
           $4,586,676)........................................           4,884,300
                                                                      ------------
         Total Long Term Investments -- 72.02% (Identified Cost
           $359,623,077)......................................         393,126,574
                                                                      ------------
  SHORT-TERM INVESTMENTS                          27.75%
  MONEY MARKET MUTUAL FUNDS -- 0.36%
     State Street Navigator Prime Plus 3.18%
       seven-day effective yield/(f)/..................    1,965,450     1,965,450
                                                                      ------------
                                                                         1,965,450
                                                                      ------------


        See notes to schedule of investments and securities sold short

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                                                         Par
                                                       (000's)        Value
                                                       -------  ------------
                                                          
   COMMERCIAL PAPER/(g)/ -- 27.39%
      7-Eleven, Inc. 2.25%, 4/8/08.................    $23,000  $ 22,989,938
      Danaher Corp. 2.30%, 4/4/08..................     26,000    25,995,017
      Nestle S.A. 2.20%, 6/10/08...................      9,000     8,960,950
      Procter Gamble Co. (The) 2.15%, 4/15/08......     17,600    17,585,284
      Rabobank USA Financial Corp. 2.49%, 4/1/08...     27,000    27,000,000
      San Diego G&E 2.35%, 4/1/08..................     20,000    20,000,000
      Walgreen Co. 2.27%, 4/2/08...................     27,000    26,998,297
                                                                ------------
                                                                 149,529,486
                                                                ------------
          Total Short-Term Investments (Identified Cost
            $151,495,486)...............................         151,494,936
                                                                ------------
          Total Investments (Identified Cost
            $511,118,563) -- 99.77%.....................         544,621,510/(a)/
          Securities Sold Short (Proceeds $3,784,442) --
            (0.44)%.....................................          (2,397,500)
          Other assets and liabilities, net -- 0.67%....           3,648,350
                                                                ------------
          Net Assets -- 100.00%.........................        $545,872,360
                                                                ============


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 (a) Federal Income Tax Information: Net unrealized appreciation of investment
     securities is comprised of gross appreciation of $34,395,456 and gross
     depreciation of $6,213,390 for federal income tax purposes. At March 31,
     2008 , the aggregate cost of securities for federal income tax purposes
     was $516,439,444.
 (b) Non-income producing.
 (c) A security is considered to be foreign if the security is issued in a
     foreign country. The country of risk, noted parenthetically, is determined
     based on criteria described in Note 1B "Foreign security country
     determination" in the Notes to Schedules of Investments. .
 (d) All or a portion of security is on loan.
 (e) Position, or a portion thereof, has been segregated as collateral for
     securities sold short.
 (f) Represents security purchased with cash collateral received for securities
     on loan.
 (g) The rate shown is the discount rate.

        See notes to schedule of investments and securities sold short

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                                                         Number of
                                                          Shares         Value
                                                         ---------  ----------
                                                           
 DOMESTIC COMMON STOCKS SOLD SHORT               0.44%
 CONSUMER DISCRETIONARY -- 0.44%
    Starbucks Corp...................................     137,000   $2,397,500
                                                                    ----------
        Total Domestic Common Stocks Sold Short (Proceeds
          $3,784,442).......................................        $2,397,500/(h)/
                                                                    ==========


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 (h) Federal Tax Information: Net unrealized appreciation of securities sold
     short is comprised of gross appreciation of $1,386,942, and gross
     depreciation of $0 for federal income tax purposes. At March 31, 2008, the
     aggregate proceeds of securities sold short for federal income tax
     purposes was $3,784,442.

        See notes to schedule of investments and securities sold short

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                       THE ZWEIG TOTAL RETURN FUND, INC.

          NOTES TO SCHEDULE OF INVESTMENTS AND SECURITIES SOLD SHORT

                                March 31, 2008
                                  (Unaudited)

NOTE 1 -- SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES

   The following is a summary of significant accounting policies consistently
followed by the Fund in the preparation of its financial statements. The
preparation of financial statements in conformity with accounting principals
generally accepted in the United States of America requires management to make
estimates and assumptions that affect the reported amounts of assets and
liabilities, and disclosure of contingent assets and liabilities at the date of
the financial statements and the reported amount of increases and decreases in
net assets from operations during the reporting period. Actual results could
differ from those estimates.

  A. Security Valuation:

   Equity securities are valued at the official closing price (typically last
sale) on the exchange on which the securities are primarily traded, or if no
closing price is available, at the last bid price.

   Debt securities are valued on the basis of broker quotations or valuations
provided by a pricing service, which utilizes information with respect to
recent sales, market transactions in comparable securities, quotations from
dealers, and various relationships between securities in determining value.

   As required, some securities and other assets may be valued at fair value as
determined in good faith by or under the direction of the Directors.

   Certain foreign common stocks may be fair valued in cases where closing
prices are not readily available or are deemed not reflective of readily
available market prices. For example, significant events (such as movement in
the U.S. securities market, or other regional and local developments) may occur
between the time that foreign markets close (where the security is principally
traded) and the time that the Fund calculates its net asset value (generally,
the close of the NYSE) that may impact the value of securities traded in these
foreign markets. In these cases, information from an external vendor may be
utilized to adjust closing market prices of certain foreign common stocks to
reflect their fair value. Because the frequency of significant events is not
predictable, fair valuation of certain foreign common stocks may occur on a
frequent basis.

   Short-term investments having a remaining maturity of 60 days or less are
valued at amortized cost, which approximates market.

   The Fund has adopted the provisions of the Statement of Financial Accounting
Standards No. 157 (SFAS 157) as of the beginning of the current fiscal period
of the Fund. This standard clarifies the definition of fair value for financial
reporting, establishes a framework for measuring fair value and requires
additional disclosures about the use of fair value measurements. To increase
consistency and comparability in fair value measurements and related
disclosures, the Fund utilizes a fair value hierarchy which prioritizes the
inputs to valuation techniques used to measure fair value into three broad
levels:

   .   Level 1 -- quoted prices in active markets for identical securities

   .   Level 2 -- prices determined using other significant observable inputs
       (including quoted prices for similar securities, interest rates,
       prepayment speeds, credit risk, etc.)

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   .   Level 3 -- prices determined using significant unobservable inputs
       (including the Fund's own assumptions in determining the fair value of
       investments)

   The following is a summary of the inputs used to value the Fund's net assets
as of March 31, 2008. The inputs or methodology used for valuing securities are
not necessarily an indication of the risk associated with investing in those
securities.



                                                        Investments in
         Valuation Inputs                                 Securities
         ----------------                               --------------
                                                     
         Assets:
         Level 1 -- Quoted Prices......................  $219,156,770
         Level 2 -- Other Significant Observable Inputs   325,464,740
         Level 3 -- Significant Unobservable Inputs....            --
                                                         ------------
         Total                                           $544,621,510
                                                         ============

         Liabilities:
         Level 1 -- Quoted Prices......................  $  4,362,950
         Level 2 -- Other Significant Observable Inputs            --
         Level 3 -- Significant Unobservable Inputs....            --
                                                         ------------
         Total                                           $  4,362,950
                                                         ============


   In March 2008, Statement of Financial Accounting Standards No. 161,
"Disclosures about Derivative Instruments and Hedging Activities" (FAS 161) was
issued and is effective for fiscal years and interim periods beginning after
November 15, 2008. FAS 161 is intended to improve financial reporting for
derivative instruments by requiring enhanced disclosure that enables investors
to understand how and why a fund uses derivatives, how derivatives are
accounted for, and how derivative instruments affect a fund's results of
operations and financial position. Management is currently evaluating the
impact of FAS 161 on financial statement disclosures, if any.

  B. Foreign Security Country Determination:

   A combination of the following criteria is used to assign the countries of
risk listed in the Schedule of Investments and Securities Sold Short: country
of incorporation, actual building address, primary exchange on which the
security is traded and country in which the greatest percentage of company
revenue is generated.

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Item 2. Controls and Procedures.

     (a)  The registrant's principal executive and principal financial officers,
          or persons performing similar functions, have concluded that the
          registrant's disclosure controls and procedures (as defined in Rule
          30a-3(c) under the Investment Company Act of 1940, as amended (the
          "1940 Act") (17 CFR 270.30a-3(c))) are effective, as of a date within
          90 days of the filing date of the report that includes the disclosure
          required by this paragraph, based on the evaluation of these controls
          and procedures required by Rule 30a-3(b) under the 1940 Act (17 CFR
          270.30a-3(b)) and Rules 13a-15(b) or 15d-15(b) under the Securities
          Exchange Act of 1934, as amended (17 CFR 240.13a-15(b) or
          240.15d-15(b)).

     (b)  There were no changes in the registrant's internal control over
          financial reporting (as defined in Rule 30a-3(d) under the 1940 Act
          (17 CFR 270.30a-3(d)) that occurred during the registrant's last
          fiscal quarter that have materially affected, or are reasonably likely
          to materially affect, the registrant's internal control over financial
          reporting.

Item 3. Exhibits.

Certifications pursuant to Rule 30a-2(a) under the 1940 Act and Section 302 of
the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 are attached hereto.




                                   SIGNATURES

Pursuant to the requirements of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 and the
Investment Company Act of 1940, the registrant has duly caused this report to be
signed on its behalf by the undersigned, thereunto duly authorized.

(Registrant)              The Zweig Total Return Fund, Inc.


By (Signature and Title)* /s/ George R. Aylward
                          -----------------------------
                          George R. Aylward, President
                          (principal executive officer)

Date                      May 29, 2008

Pursuant to the requirements of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 and the
Investment Company Act of 1940, this report has been signed below by the
following persons on behalf of the registrant and in the capacities and on the
dates indicated.


By (Signature and Title)* /s/ George R. Aylward,
                          -----------------------------
                          George R. Aylward, President
                          (principal executive officer)

Date                      May 29, 2008


By (Signature and Title)* /s/ Nancy G. Curtiss
                          -----------------------------
                          Nancy G. Curtiss, Treasurer
                          (principal financial officer)

Date                      May 29, 2008

*    Print the name and title of each signing officer under his or her
     signature.